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Lloyd ft. Andre 3000 and Lil Wayne - "Dedication to My Ex" is a song about his cat.

5 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If I was Briona and I saw this vid, I'd probably take the next day/forever off school: http://www.youtube.com/watch... #ValentinesDay (via @TFMRadio).

If I was Briona and I saw this vid, I'd probably take the next day/forever off school: http://t.co/hK5CoNCk #ValentinesDay (via @TFMRadio).

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Tempted to take a torch to the club tonight so I can go around turning my light off every time I see a girl I don't like, Take Me Out style.

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

One Direction t-shirt arrived... http://instagr.am/p...

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Chino_Wanker: Roses are red, but poems are #silly. I think you're #totesindie, so please touch my willy. #ukvalentinespoemscene

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Have a meal for two in the freezer. Not because I'm going to cook a romantic meal for my Valentine but because I want more food for myself.

10 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The most romantic thing to happen to me today. Thanks "Words with Friends." http://instagr.am/p...

10 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I love chocolate. #oneaday http://instagr.am/p...

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

V-Day has arrived. #ValentinesDay

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This is probably the best text I've ever received completely out of the blue: "I just had supernoodles and a mini roll :)"

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I love how Tina McIntyre thought a whisk would be a good choice of weapon against an intruder. #CoronationStreet #corrie

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Flatmate pointed me in the (One) direction of the #OneThing B-side, "I Should Have Kissed You." Such a catchy song: http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Flatmate pointed me in the (One) direction of the #OneThing B-side, "I Should Have Kissed You." Such a catchy song: http://t.co/C1f1eapT

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Genuinely upsetting. “@chapmanfamily: Middlesbrough Music Live/Intro Festival "postponed" this year. The moaners won. http://t.co/GL7NTKjj”

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February 13th: "Desperation Day, a day on which single people desperately try to find someone to spend Valentine's Day with." Sharking time!

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Keyring. #oneaday http://instagr.am/p...

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Martin Scorsese thoroughly deserves the Academy Fellowship Award. In slightly unrelated news, he looks like Mr Fredricksen from Up. #BAFTA

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The award for the funnist walk to the podium goes to Meryl Streep. #BAFTA

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The award for the funnist walk to the podium goes to Meryl Streep. #BAFTAS

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The #BAFTAs makes me proud to be British. It's a shame Hollywood dominates cinemas when there are so many great British films.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My shower's temperature range: Cold, freezing cold, even colder, Arctic. (cc. @Digs_Student)

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Once again, I find out about a genuine celebrity death on Twitter: Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Gaddafi and now Whitney. #RIPWHITNEY

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Maps. #oneaday http://instagr.am/p...

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

As if Davina said "twat," "crap," "arse" and "shit" in space of five minutes on television! OFCOM will have a field day. #MillionPoundDrop

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Damion: "I went back to Jodie's house, slept there for 5 days and she asked if I wanted to be her boyfriend." The war goes on. #takemeout

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

He's really 'milking' the whole farmer thing. #takemeout

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @itvtakemeout: Gracie is #sharking - love it! #takemeout

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#WorstValentinesGifts Kit-Kat: Come as one but easily break.

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Thinking of going to see "The Muppets" later on. Don't fancy going on my own or I'll look like... a muppet.