wysamx™ aka Stan - FriendFeed

I'm like a Fireman. I turn the hoes on.

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Knowing every single word of a movie and reciting it like a boss!

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Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.

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When people come over, and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world.

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If you're trying to wake me up in the morning, be prepared for a fight!

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"H3y wUt r yhu dOing?" ..... about to throw a dictionary in your face.

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Seeing someone who you kind of know and dont know whether to say hi or not.

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If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur.

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I close my eyes for a second and then wake up and I've slept for two hours.

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That awkward moment when your dentist keeps asking you questions while their hands are in your mouth.

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PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A freight train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

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Getting something right in maths and feeling like Jesus.

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Ever have that one person whose presence automatically pisses you off?

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Friends are like boobs; some are real and some are fake.

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I'm as bored as a fat kid with a plate of carrots.

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That awkward moment when you're talking about someone and they're right behind you.

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When people yell at me, I have to try so hard not to laugh at their angry faces.

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Best memories come from bad ideas.

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#90sBabyFollowTrain 1. RETWEET This✔ 2. I Follow You✔ 3. YOU Follow Back✔ #TeamFollowBack✔ ☞90sBaby… https://www.facebook.com/wysamx

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☜═㋡ doesn't give a fuck.

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Admit it, you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

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You're annoying. Go suck a pickle.

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Someone needs to invent an alarm clock that emits the smell of bacon.

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I hate when people ask me to share my iPod and then decide to insult my musical taste.

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Sometimes I see my watch 2 to 3 times and still I forget the time instantly.

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When I first saw Princess Diaries I thought Genovia was a real country.

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When I have a Sharpie in my hand, I just want to write everywhere.

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Whenever someone tells me to stop apologizing, I always say "sorry".

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#90sBabyFollowTrain 1. RETWEET This✔ 2. I Follow You✔ 3. YOU Follow Back✔ #TeamFollowBack✔ ☞90sBaby… https://www.facebook.com/wysamx

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Y G O L O H C Y S P: Reverse psychology.

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