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Ezra cheated test. my way of getting on openbook.
By the way, i guess it's a beautiful day outside! I saw it on TV.
Someday it will be embarrassing to declare belief in the things the religious believe in today.
I hate it when my iPhone autocorrects direction and replaces it with erection. Not helpful.
My phone is a touchscreen. Your mom is a touch/scream.
Sunday morning is great for jerking off in the shower because God is busy watching people moan and bitch on church pews.
Computers need a 'moron capslock lock' so the capslock button can't be activated when an idiot is at the keyboard.
Cant concentrate cos of sound of my neighbor's drill and the scent of lubricating oil. Robot porn FTW!
I learned about my first erection the hard way.
Just a gentle reminder for all of us "twitter comedians": keep your fucking day job cos you're gonna need it. #notfunny.
I'm simply a wolf in wolf's clothing, because the sheep costume was too small, gave me a fat looking ass and chaffed my balls.
Ezra i'm waiting for my ex-girlfriends to become superstars so i can sue their asses.
Ezra i cant see green. no, it doesn't come as black or grey. i just don't see it. why do ladies wear pink again?
Ezra my neighbor and colleague at work is such a lousy ibo boy. we share the same office too. fuck my life.
(◕‿◕).
When handling cement, it's best to wash your hands prior to going to the bathroom. Unless you want to look as though you're dating Medusa.
I'm not a religious man, cos God has no religion.
Ezra i called her fat. then she unfriended me on facebook. 5 months ago, and i'm just noticing today. lol.
Ezra so season three of boondocks was moved forward to May 2. :(.
Ezra linked my twitter account to my fb one so my less popular alter ego can pretend he's funny.
I was about say best thing about the internet is my Twitter friends, then I remembered wikipedia, free porn & gay friends off manhunt.com.
Ezra http://twitpic.com/19i5b0 - dudes in this neighbourhood cage their cars.
Ezra http://twitpic.com/19i5b0 - dudes in this neighbourhood cage their cars.
Ezra http://twitpic.com/19i47q - @lala_foxx didn't realise your profile picture would make a nice wallpaper. :).
Ezra http://twitpic.com/19i47q - @lala_foxx didn't realise your profile picture would make a nice wallpaper. :).
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