But I don't WANT a post the most offensive possible while staying safe for work picture with :( as the heading meme! The meme committee forbids it!
- Matthew DeVries
chill out people... hardly a bad pic. :o) had to look twice myself to see what the fuss was, so it can't be THAT obvious lol. :o)
- Rob Sellen :o)
See, now those COULD successfully teabag the white house.
- Ethan
"I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one"
- Chris Rivait
What if I just promise not to bump it?
- Josh Haley
How would you precisely phrase this promise? Let's revise and get that language exactly right
- Matthew DeVries
Do your balls hang low? do they wabble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knott? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a contenental solgier? Do your nuts hang low?
- Fake Elmo
Nuts or balls, Elmo? (I bet that gets said all the time)
- Josh Haley
Those would be far more impressive than the set dangling from the back of my pickup currently. Is there anything more classy than a scrotum hanging from the back of your car.
- Matthew DeVries
this is the thread that keeps on giving whether you want it to or not
- Cee Bee
[Edit] Show that beastie a photo looking straight down over the edge of the Grand Canyon and those babies will pull up a good 6 inches!
- Mark "Godt Nyt Ǻr"
"Fondo Colanco is a private ranch that I visited on the day of the Spring castration. We watched about 30 bulls get snipped and then retired to a barn for the day. We stripped the balls from the scrota, taking them to a giant plow set over an open wood fire for searing in oil, garlic, and chiles before parking them between two homemade rolls for hand sandwiches. The scrota were sauteed...
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- Josh Haley
Did you know that during the end credits of Borat, there is a picture like this, of a different woman in a similar hat cupping a bull's balls? I found that very interesting and now am trying to figure out what the real meaning of it all is.
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
the meaning is... wow, never felt balls like it... :P
- Rob Sellen :o)
I've only recently found myself as a steak fan, but I've conjured up a pretty good rub, and I think I have a pretty good cooking technique. It's too big though, oh my stars, I ate just under half of it.
- Derrick
Chili powder, granulated garlic, brown sugar, kosher salt, little dried thyme and oregano, black pepper, cayenne, and onion powder. I put it on just before lunch time, let it sit, and let the steak come up to temperature just before putting in the cast iron, which had been in a 450 degree oven for twenty minutes.
- Derrick
In a wonderful turn of events, D, you'll get to have steak on Instinct as well.
- Jason Toney
That's a lot like the one I use. I have a couple ribeyes in the freezer right now, in fact.
- ha3rvey (business time)
Whuuuut, JT? I have to admit I bought these for a photo shoot that never came to fruition. The indulgent side of me loves the ribeyes, but the more practical likes the skirt steak. Good to know, JT. Just gotta load up on the veggies, right?
- Derrick
yeah, 6 oz steak portion (and lean) plus some veggies and you're all set.
- Jason Toney
@Derrick - now I know you are family...sweet potato fries are loved here too!
- JA Castillo
Well, damn, JT, that's kinda what I ate tonight. JA, I need to learn how to make mine from scratch; these were frozen via Trader Joe's.
- Derrick
The wife cuts hers, places them on a cookie sheet and adds a dash of olive oil atop and then drops them in the oven. Season w/ salt thereafter. It's a bit different and if you are not on top of things, you can burn them, but it beats frying them up! :)
- JA Castillo
I think Cook's Illustrated had a recipe for oven sweet potato fries earlier this year. I'll see if I can find it.
- ha3rvey (business time)
Damn that looks good. Not to mention a very tasty looking skillet.
- Mark Krynsky
I think if these kids showed up at my house I would give them *all* of the candy I had, just for being so cool.
- Bren -- Designated Driver
from iPhone
Love this...that first shot is awesome.
- Mark Krynsky
omg, just noticed the little boom box bag x_x
- Kamilah Gill
IT'S TRICK TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME. IT'S TRICKY. T-T-T-RICKAY.
- Raphael, Raphael
that boombox bag is the icing on the cake. LOVE.
- pea
No seriously, it's not even right how awesome this is. there is no more awesome left in the world because this has taken all of it. every last drop.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
Heh. Going through best of the month and this popped up. And it is. Best. Of. The. Month!
- Jason Toney
Awww. I need to call my little shorty cousins.
- Derrick
Happy birthday Anika! My Annika's b-day was 3 days ago.
- Hutch Carpenter
Better late than never: Happy Birthday Anika (probably still your birthday but tons of congratulations already ahead of me). Happy belated birthday to you too, Hutch.
- Internet Strategist
Yeah. LOL. I just made it official, like in the Thriller video...except that I didn't turn into a werewolf and chase her through the woods....
- Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah
Not fair that the lady gets to wear a fancy ring before we even do the church thing. What's the point of being engaged if you can't flaunt it? LOL. Thanks everyone :)
- Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah
Congratulations, Rahsheen! I had a similar thought for Harold when he gave me my ring: "Gee, kind of unfair the guy doesn't get to wear something too until the wedding."
- Kamilah Gill
It didn't! I have no idea what it was, a friend sent me the pic and I was so horrified I had to force everyone else to see it. I would flee and scream like a little girl if I saw this in my house
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
are those....*fangs* at the front? Cool looking as long as it's not anywhere near me.
- WorldofHiglet
You can keep it outside. In a hermetically sealed chamber. With tinted windows. DO NOT WANT IN THIS HOUSE.
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
I just found my Xmas present for Anika...She will love this for her bug collection... hehehe
- Bill Heslin
This is a Dobsonfly http://bacn.me/7dw It's a male and cannot actually bite. Females can however. They are native to all 50 states. Even California where like everything else, bugs are illegal.
- Christian (Simply X)
"They are not poisonous, but possess an irritating, foul-smelling anal spray as a last-ditch defense"... it even FARTS... I love it! :D
- Andrea (Notorious)
Tell me what country that is from and I'll put that on my do-not-visit list ;-) (oh, nuts... it's here in the US???? - help me!)
- Ken Stewart | ChangeForge
I am *so* gonna try to find one of these somewhere and pose with it. I think I saw one of these on one of the screen doors at my parents' house once. I admit that it made even my bug-loving heart jump a little. I at least knew in advance that such things existed.
- Kamilah Gill
that looks like something right out of the Australian outback...yikes!
- Susan Beebe
Updated the title since most people won't want to read the 70 comments to find the answer. :D
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
@Haggis ....LOLz! hell, no, I wasn't going to wade through 70+ comments to find the answer. my "Boll Weevil" ploy worked! i got the answer in just 2 comments! now THAT is real-time search.
- .LAG liked that
This has killed my chances of getting my invoicing done today since the software was only on that computer. I'm still trying to figure out how to get it onto my netbook.
- Admiral Anika
I'd say "futon" again, but that won't be funny :( —I'm sorry, Anika! :(
- directeur
This does not sound like a good day anywhere. I'm so sorry - that's got to be the biggest pain inthe ass. Will you fix it or replace it? Or limp along with the netbook?
- MaryB, BrandingBroadOfFF
from iPhone
LOL @directeur. Mary, I have no choice, but to use the netbook. This really could have waited a few months or something.
- Admiral Anika
if it helps you any Anika .. my 2002 Ford Taurus heater ,, is barely working ... its gonna cost Mucho Money to fix .. and I owe only less 2k on it .. I hate Fords .. ( worked at Ford ) Winter is coming to Canada in a few months ... I dread the thought ...
- johnpiercy
Ouch, John! That's happened to me in cars. A/C died right when summer is about to start, but fixing it costed more than the car was worth.
- Admiral Anika
Thanks, Anthony. I'm not too worried about the data since I can take out the HD. I just wish I could remember how I got the Quicken update on that laptop and do the same thing on this laptop. Something about virtual mounts.
- Admiral Anika
Thanks. Now they're almost back to being straight. I should do them up when my hair is wetter next time.
- Admiral Anika
I use setting lotion when I roll my hair it seem to work for me.
- YoYo_P
I would love to have dreadlocks, but there's only one thing less cool than a white guy with dreads, and that's a middle-aged white guy with dreads...
- Andrew Terry
from iPod