Zachary

@garyvee - no need to reply, but consider training VNMedia reps once the Crush It! cruise is over.

@garyvee - the thank you economy works to build business up, but is a breaking point to how many thank yous you can personally generate?

@garyvee - I know you answer every email personally, even if it takes you days - but what happens when you own the Jets?

Untitled - http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post...

"my urine is terrible" - my boss, what he Actually said was "my hearing is terrible" - Now I need to take a piss test

“my urine is terrible” - my boss, what he Actually said was “my hearing is terrible” - Now I need to take a piss test - http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post...

36 million Americans not covered by health care yeterday will be covered tomorrow because of today, hooray!

Take all the #tweetsondrugs and list them next to the #sobertweets then debate and switch

This is history = Y is it Hor Shit?

@mshowalter @tomgreenlive I nominate Alan Shemper vs Tom Green

R Kelly needs to write a philiosophy novel, real talk, he on twidder?

I saw the news today, oh boy!

I've noticed - http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post...

Bill Hicks vs Georger Carlin = great party!

@andymilonakis dmt + LSD + MDMA + THC = a helluva DREAM

@tomgreenlive Twitter is theraputic, tell us more

RT @tomgreenlive: I challenge anyone on this planet to a standup comedy competition. 2 comics, one stage, one night. I will win.

@HealthReformNow The Affordable Health Care For America Act has been gaveled PASSED 220-215! #hcr

Miley Cyrus too honest for her own good :) - http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post...

my response to Kirk Cameron acting a fool - http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post...

@tomgreenlive how many gets does the it "get it" if the "get it" doesn't "get it"?

Re: Kirk Cameron @Dangernon @harpersbazaar @Tofur @steelydaniel @splatnuk @dadsoffthecouch @Marcos456 @endersyrinx http://bit.ly/2yrjx9

(via oceanofmind) - http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post...

Re: Origin into Schools - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

@tomgreenlive "fuck off and die" - you sound like those angry douchebags, man. Lighten the fuck up.

Huffington Post iphone app blunder http://bit.ly/fgGxm

Huffington post iPhone app fail = thumbnail duplication matching wrong story with accompanying photo has Suri Cruise (“daughter” of Tom and Katie Cruise-Holmes) cuddling with a squirell photo indicating a story about Nicole Kidman’s (TCruise’s ex-homosexual decoy) strange sexual behavior story. Keep it classy Arianna. - http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post...

dalasverdugo: (via KidKulit) What a funny performance. 2:42am, guyz! siiiiiiiiiiiick, reminds me of a sedated as shit Alias - http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post...

Baby Cry Translator App Knows Why Baby's Crying, How To Fix It - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009...

The seller, Biloop Technologic, says that tests have shown the app to be accurate 96% of the time. The app is reportedly the result of six years of research by a team in Spain, who claim that crying has no bounds, and no borders: There are five distinct cries that have common frequency patterns, regardless of culture or language. - http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post...