“I'm in ur gchat status, bein' snarky!”

“"sweet" is a gateway adjective”

“the word of the week is "snarky"”

“she's decided on her safeword”

“dammit, if someone was going to marry Portia, it should've been me”

“stay gold, ponyboy”

“all prepared & shit”

“wanna get married? http://www.mercurynews.com/bre...”

“we win! http://www.eqca.org/site/pp.as...”

“You may be feeling less sure of yourself now as a dilemma pulls you in two different directions. On one hand, you know what you need and it's not very complicated at all. But reaching satisfaction is more complex than you wish, for there is a conflict between your goals and what others can offer you”

“why is laundry so goddamn hard to do?”

“woah, that's like camping”

“I began to wonder what the opposite of molting was and why, unlike the body, which sheds everything, the soul cannot let go but compiles and accumulates, growing annual rings around the things it wants and dreams and remembers - Andre Aciman”

“I began to wonder what the opposite of molting was and why, unlike the body, which sheds everything, the soul cannot let go but compiles and accumulates, growing annual rings around the things it wants and dreams and remembers”

“wednesday sandwich day!? what is this craziness?”

“I look like fraidy when he accidentally gets a cherry blossom instead of a fish flake”

“camping is intents”

“what day is it?”

“I'm good at my job. I like my job.”