"Research shows that we lose millions of dollars each month by having them all sit upright in individual seats for the duration of the flight," said CEO Glenn F. Tilton, speaking to reporters at United Airlines' corporate headquarters. "However, if we were to remove these seats, we could just sort of stack them all in there, one by one, as they file into the plane." "If a 747's maximum takeoff weight is 875,000 pounds, then we should be packing that plane with 875,000 pounds," Tilton added. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from Bookmarklet

"After much trial and error, we've found the most efficient way to stack them is to start with a base of large ones, then put down a layer of medium ones, then fill up all the holes with the smaller ones," operations manager Gary Brown said. "The really tiny ones are great for cramming up in the corners." - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo

This sounds more like something American would do. - Ha3rvey #teamMonique

The Onion really shouldn't be giving them ideas. - c.a.j.

As long as they only stack hot chicks on top of me, I'm fine with it. - Hookuh Tinypants

They're probably only doing that in First Class. - Ha3rvey #teamMonique

It'd almost be worth the extra cost. Better than those stupid hot towels. - Hookuh Tinypants