Dear future in law, you might want to warn the future bride her future husband is a big ol' open mouth kisser. Lots of tongue. Even more drool. It's shocking not to get a kiss without coming away with your face dripping. And if your face isn't dripping your arm probably is because he missed.
So one of our two cats has been peeing outside the litter box. So to stop the cat I put a paper towel outside of the box. To catch which cat i put the baby camera on the litter boxes. Before I could turn on the camera one of the cats POOPED on the paper. FML