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Zymetrical

Zymetrical

Discount novelty company.
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Anybody want a free 2010 "Monthly Doos" dog poop calendar? http://www.zymetrical.com/product...
Whew, P-U! Somebody just broke a stink bomb in the warehouse. It's ok, everyone made it out safely.
128 novelties (and counting) still on clearance http://www.zymetrical.com/clearan... Many jokes & gags 95% off MSRP @ 10¢. No min. or max. order limits!
Shock G (Aka "Humpty Hump" of Digital Underground) to host private Groucho Glasses "Humpday" party 12/9/09 in San Fran http://events.sfgate.com/san-fra...
{NEW} Heineken beer bottle sunglasses & more cocktail inspired shades now in stock - http://www.zymetrical.com/product...
10¢ clearance sale, 1st come 1st serve: http://www.zymetrical.com/search...
@compete What does the machine say about http://www.zymetrical.com/store... ?
{NEW} Confederate & Yankee civil war costume hats: http://www.zymetrical.com/product... Perfect for Halloween or battlefield re-enactments
Boss's Day is Oct. 16th - here are some cheap gags & free ideas: http://www.zymetrical.com/practic...
2,000 people walked "invisible dogs" (http://www.zymetrical.com/product...) this Sunday in Brooklyn http://improveverywhere.com/2009...
Person of Walmart, is that a rubber chicken on your belt? http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/...
{NEW} Hand painted 54" Diamond Back Rattlesnake replica w/ rattler http://www.zymetrical.com/product...
We are doing a bit of housecleaning: http://www.zymetrical.com/store... Do let us know if you find any bugs.
{NEW} Halloween Glow in Dark Brains http://zymet.net/a and motion-activated Screaming Glow Skulls http://zymet.net/b
Did we mention that every 9th order placed using this link http://zymet.net/Z is also free, regardless of $ amount. Happy 9/9/9
09/09/09 is the 252nd day of the year (2+5+2=9). September, Wednesday & Novelties each have 9 letters. 9% off site-wide: http://zymet.net/Z
{NEW} 9 different authentically hand-painted snake replicas, ideal for teaching: http://www.zymetrical.com/subcatm...
We're stocking up for Halloween, are you? http://www.zymetrical.com/search... More fake bugs, props & hand-painted snakes coming next week!
Had a customer return 4 'Industrial Stink Bombs' today http://www.zymetrical.com/product... because, quote, "they smell too strong"
Them Crooked Vultures (David Grohl, Josh Homme, John Paul Jones) 2nd teaser (VIDEO): http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Them Crooked Vultures (David Grohl, Josh Homme, John Paul Jones) 2nd teaser (VIDEO): http://bit.ly/3IRsTE
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2010 Dog Poop Calendars are in, and more playful then ever! 25% off using this link: http://www.zymetrical.com/product... RT that tweet and get 1 FREE!
Just in: Chicago Outdoor Film Fest wins Guinness World Record for most wearing Groucho Glasses (http://www.zymetrical.com/product...) http://www3.timeoutny.com/chicago...
"Self Inflating Whoopee Cushion" Sound Art Installation @ Denver Museum of Contemporary Art (VIDEO) http://www.youtube.com/watch... by Jim Green
"Self Inflating Whoopee Cushion" Sound Art Installation @ Denver Museum of Contemporary Art (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/1111D5 by Jim Green
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Our clearance sale is still going strong w/ many novelties near or below cost: http://www.zymetrical.com/clearan...
{NEW} Tequila Sunglasses: http://www.zymetrical.com/product... Beer Mug, Bloody Mary, Champagne & Martini shaped sunglasses (and much more) also in!
...this was one of the most POSITIVE online shopping experiences I've ever had. Your website is so user friendly and... http://www.zymetrical.com/accolad...
Sneak peak of the 2010 "Monthly Doos" dog poop calendar (avail. August) http://twitpic.com/c4qet 2009's avail. for $1 http://www.zymetrical.com/product...
Sneak peak of the 2010 "Monthly Doos" dog poop calendar (avail. August) http://twitpic.com/c4qet 2009's avail. for $1 http://zymet.net/Q
Adding more overstocked & seasonal novelties, gags & pranks to clearance -- many under 25cents! Woot! http://www.zymetrical.com/search...
Hydrogen Sulphide, a.k.a. Stink Bombs, shown to aid in pregnancy through new study: http://www.healthnewsdigest.com/news... We can't even make this shit up!
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